Perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift
baskets, delivery rooms, and mothers-in-law. Even the Pope could use this now
and then. You'll like this more than bacon. 4 out of 5 grandmas approve. The
5th one can go Fk herself. Monks overheard saying loudly, "This really helps
with that vow of silence thing." May not be useful in IRS audits... Do not
insert into bodily orifices.

• Novelty Button.
• Priced and sold individually.
• Batteries Included